The Stories We Say

by **Ang Mo** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:59 am

Just reading her Twitter and some petty thief took off with her bike. It is the equivalent of stealing a Rosary from Mother Teresa. What the hell? Had I have stolen the bike I would have had the decency to leave a diet coke bottle with a note in it explaining the situation.

Needless to say, the culprit needs to be punished extensively. I would suggest having him imprisoned in an elevator with nothing but one of those terrible Pauley Shore movies to watch, or that Twilight goofiness, or Lady Gaga music piped in.

by **aaparallel** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:08 am

Ang Mo wrote:Just reading her Twitter and some petty thief took off with her bike. It is the equivalent of stealing a Rosary from Mother Teresa. What the hell? Had I have stolen the bike I would have had the decency to leave a diet coke bottle with a note in it explaining the situation.

Needless to say, the culprit needs to be punished extensively. I would suggest having him imprisoned in an elevator with nothing but one of those terrible Pauley Shore movies to watch, or that Twilight goofiness, or Lady Gaga music piped in.

Death by Gaga! I like. Seriously though, I really respect VT's attitude/the way she chose to present this incident to the world.

by **roofboy179** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:31 am

The kind of person who steals a bike is likely to be the same kind of person who likes Lady Gaga. Though I like Lady Gaga, and I don't steal bikes. I think there's a name for that, but I don't remember what it is.

This post has a point, I hope. I just have to find out what it is.

Vienna said in her comments on facebook that the bike was bought with credit card reward points, which she collects large amounts of on tour. So she didn't lose any money in the bike, and she'll likely get a new one the same way.

Found the point, by the way.

by **Reileen** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:59 pm

aaparallel wrote:Death by Gaga! I like. Seriously though, I really respect VT's attitude/the way she chose to present this incident to the world.

Wordy McWord. If the same thing had happened to me, there would have been quite an impressive demonstration of my black belt four-letter-fu skills. Even if said bike had been bought with credit card reward points.

Hope she can get an even better bike than before, though! (Even if the bike that was stolen was already pretty good.)

by **ben** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:07 am

Bu... bu... but I like Lady Gaga.

:lol:

by **Ang Mo** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:08 am

Bu... bu... but I like Lady Gaga

It's just that her name reminds me of what I nicknamed the rotten Italian Pasta dish I ate once in a restaurant and then vomited out an hour later.

However, I have to admit a crush upon the spinning girl in your avatar. I watched her in a movie called: Blood the Last Vampire, and although the movie was not very good, I was smitten and beguiled by her. Her English name is Gianna Jun or Jeon Ji Hyun.

I even had this dream about Gianna after watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovtczcr93BY&feature=related
In the dream I told her she was a lousy dancer and a complete fake. Gianna quits dancing, walks up to me, stares deeply into my eyes, and says,

"Ang Mo, you are absolutely right. I have been faking like I know how to dance from the word go and I am sorry, not to you personally, because I don't owe you anything, but to myself, because I want to be the best dancer, actress, human being, I can possibly be, and I want to be honest above all else"

Well at that point, I forget about what a rotten dancer she is, I forget that I am the county pie eating champion eight years running, and I forget about everything else, I shave my head, put on a saffron robe and sell pictures of Gianna Jun at the airport while mimicking that same goofy dance she does in the video, because she has no fear, no ego, and she's just proved it, and she deserves to be worshipped...............

Thankfully it was just a dream. I hate to have to "bust my moves" in public, especially wearing one of those itchy saffron robes.

by **ben** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:38 am

Been away to long but I bet a coke would help you forget that dream. Have to agree that Blood The Last Vampire was very disappointing, although it did have a great cinematography. Anyway this one's a better Jeon Ji-Hyun ad... she was known for this type of expressions rather than her dancing skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqLMRxsmy78&feature=related

by **ben** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:27 am

laila55 wrote:The kind of person who steals a bike is likely to be the same kind of person who likes Lady Gaga.

I sometimes enjoy Lady Gaga. I have my own bike so I don't steal other people's bike. But if I know it was Vienna Teng's bike, I might reconsider, especially if it was authographed... you know, it's not everyday you can post here saying you have a bike with VT's signature on it.

laila55 wrote:I think there's a name for that, but I don't remember what it is.

What do you mean, someone who likes Lady Gaga but doesn't steal bikes?

Nah, I'm just kidding but welcome to VT's site.

Btw, are you trying to say something here?

laila55 wrote:how to deal with depression

by **Ang Mo** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:56 am

Hi Ben,

You said,

Anyway this one's a better Jeon Ji-Hyun ad...

I am fonder of the ad I posted because it fits into the theme of this thread. By using observation and objectivity you will notice that in the video I posted Gianna is wearing a t-shirt, with an image of a bicycle on it. This video was actually like a prophecy in that it foretold the theft of Vienna's bicycle......... :roll: